Oh....*sigh*

Oh dating.... how you irritate me....
Oh silly boys.... how you irritate me....
Oh sequin pants.... why were you tight on my a** tonight?  i dont blame you....
Oh oreo cookies.... i dont even love you, why do i waste time & calories on you? i blame you for my pants hurting me.
Oh solar nails.... how i love how pretty you are and your little click click click
Oh PB bay... how i miss you already and i havent even left yet
Oh Little Red.... how i am sorry you are parked under the beautiful poison tree and now it looks like you have warts & boils on your pretty red paint
Oh running.... i need you.  why cant time manage itself?
Oh time..... are you really on my side?
Oh hair.... how i hate washing and straightening your madness
Oh clutter.... how i wish you would disappear from my life
Oh drag queens.... how i loved your show and your flashy outfits.  thanks for complimenting my sequin pants even though they were pinching me.
Oh glamour.... how we need to spend more time together

Oh annoying-things-boys-say.... please understand that the more i hear the following the more i am completely turned off.... (DISCLAIMER: these statements are not targeted at any one silly boy in particular.  it is the repetition of the same lines over several years that turn me off... not a single instance.)

1. You will never find someone who loves you like I do.... (response: hallelujah!)
2. I am the best thing that can happen to you.... (response: BS)
3. If you tell me good bye you will regret it.... (response: i havent regretted any good byes so far)
4. You are the most important person in my life.... (response: BS.  YOU are the most important person in your life.)
5. I can make all your dreams come true if love me.... (response: if i loved you, all YOUR dreams would come true)
6. You are lucky I am such a great guy.... (response: i am sooo glad you tell me how great you are, that way it saves me the trouble of complimenting you myself.)

Ok... i should sleep now.

Good Night.